It's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter, jelly. Peanut butter, jelly. Peanut butter, jelly and a baseball bat.
At one point, someone somewhere said: You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.
Baddass points +9000.
For obvious reasons. Don't forget to double tap.
What else did you think you were going to load your gun with?
BOW & ARROW
Less noise, less problems.
It's always hammer time.
Use these to sharpen your wtis.
Helmets. Saving lives since the beginning of time.
BULLET PROOF VEST
What? Bullet proof vest? Zombies can't shoot. Nope, but humans can.
By vehicle, we mean something like a hummer; not some weak little Toyota Prius.
Haven't you seen the movies? You're never allowed to use your own house as shelter. That's just too easy.
Please tell me you didn't need a checklist to remind you to bring this.
Carrying water with your hands will cause death by dehydration 60% of the time everytime.
Rumor has it that these can heal anything, including broken hearts.
Drugs make the world go round.
You're going to want a realiable, waterproof bag to carry all the shit on this checklist.
For all that psychological breakdown type stuff that apocalypses tend to cause.
Ginvitis is just as scary, if not scarier, than zombies.
Only Ke$ha is allowed to brush with a bottle of jack.
It's important have long lasting food. This stuff literally lasts forever.
The first rule of Zombieland is cardio.
Instantly increase your speed by 9000.
It's a cold, cruel world out there.
Fire revolutionized human life.
There isn't anything a little bit of duct tape can't fix.
You would knot want to go without this.
And God said: Let there be light.
You don't know where that thing has been.
Screwdrivers. They're such tools.
For opening the closed.
For those multi-problems.
They're extremely effective lock-picks, lightweight, portable, AND they make your hair look fantastic.
The best way to easily access your tools. Also cause Batman has one.
Dead batteries could potentially mean a dead you.
I hate socialization as much as the next guy, but an exception needs to made when there is an apocalypse going on.