THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING.

HUMANS

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DEFENSE

BASEBALL BAT
It's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter, jelly. Peanut butter, jelly. Peanut butter, jelly and a baseball bat.
FLAMETHROWER
At one point, someone somewhere said: You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.
CHAINSAW
Baddass points +9000.
GUN
For obvious reasons. Don't forget to double tap.
AMMUNITION
What else did you think you were going to load your gun with?
BOW & ARROW
Less noise, less problems.
HAMMER
It's always hammer time.
KNIFE
Use these to sharpen your wtis.
HELMET
Helmets. Saving lives since the beginning of time.
BULLET PROOF VEST
What? Bullet proof vest? Zombies can't shoot. Nope, but humans can.
VEHICLE
By vehicle, we mean something like a hummer; not some weak little Toyota Prius.
SHELTER
Haven't you seen the movies? You're never allowed to use your own house as shelter. That's just too easy.

VITALS

WATER
Please tell me you didn't need a checklist to remind you to bring this.
WATER BOTTLE
Carrying water with your hands will cause death by dehydration 60% of the time everytime.
BANDAGES
Rumor has it that these can heal anything, including broken hearts.
MEDICINE
Drugs make the world go round.
BACKPACK
You're going to want a realiable, waterproof bag to carry all the shit on this checklist.
VODKA
For all that psychological breakdown type stuff that apocalypses tend to cause.
TOOTHBRUSH
Ginvitis is just as scary, if not scarier, than zombies.
TOOTHPASTE
Only Ke$ha is allowed to brush with a bottle of jack.
SPAM
It's important have long lasting food. This stuff literally lasts forever.
RUNNING SHOES
The first rule of Zombieland is cardio.
SOCKS
Instantly increase your speed by 9000.
JACKET
It's a cold, cruel world out there.

UTILITY

LIGHTER
Fire revolutionized human life.
DUCT TAPE
There isn't anything a little bit of duct tape can't fix.
ROPE
You would knot want to go without this.
FLASHLIGHT
And God said: Let there be light.
RUBBER GLOVES
You don't know where that thing has been.
SCREWDRIVER
Screwdrivers. They're such tools.
CROWBAR
For opening the closed.
MULTI-TOOL
For those multi-problems.
BOBBY PINS
They're extremely effective lock-picks, lightweight, portable, AND they make your hair look fantastic.
UTILITY BELT
The best way to easily access your tools. Also cause Batman has one.
BATTERIES
Dead batteries could potentially mean a dead you.
WALKIE TALKIE
I hate socialization as much as the next guy, but an exception needs to made when there is an apocalypse going on.

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